| — | Vertical Horizon |
That douchebag that’s bullying me when I’ve never even spoken to him.
I had to get my lock for my locker cut last week since I forgot my keys were inside. There were only two assholes there when it happened so I have a pretty damn good clue who has been using the stuff in my locker. I left him a little note telling him to fuck off and when I came back at the end of the day he was right there with his girlfriend. Stared him down right in the eyes and he stared right back at me with that smug face, so duh, I know it was you. And surprise, surprise I get to my locker and yet again you have been using my stuff.
I’ll get my lock on monday but if this progresses, then good sir you are not going to like the outcome because I plan on having your lock cut, then taking your shit out of your locker and leaving your various possessions all around the school so you can fucking find them. Do not fuck with me, you little piece of shit.
“Sprinting at the end of a run is for me, almost as good as having an orgasm. It’s short, your body’s peak, and you want to do it all over again.”
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
Do you cum here often or wait till you get home?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
Are you gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Yeah, it’s big and if you pet it, it spits
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
(Look down at your crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.
How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just fuck.
